iamzeropercent:

'Ey, don't talk 'less I say, mm…?

//grins//

Pfft.

Yes, yer majesty~

What-ever you say…

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# off   # [[ aw that lil crown looks like the one in red's symbol yay ]]  


iamzeropercent:

…Mm.

Those stitches still look kinda… like a necessity though, kid.

C’mere… I’ll be careful as I gotta be.

//whines//

C’mon, Party… I’m a big boy now, y’don’t gotta treat me like I’m…

…mm, ‘kay… <3

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# kind of melts cuz party being worried about him is... adorable.....  


ultrahazeydays:

But thiiink about it. If you pop, nobody will be able to suck yer cock. You won’t be able t’fuck anyone. //really cheesy horror movie trailer voice// You’ll never. Come. Again. Everrrrr.

//dramatic high-pitched shriek//

Ohhhh no, oh fuck… Catch me, I think ‘m gonna fuckin’ faint….

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# HORRIFIC  


Party’s gonna come an’ make me betterrrrrrr~ 

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# //sings it loud cuz everyone's gotta know....   # that they...   # are gonna do it..........   # >:)  


iamzeropercent:

Hhahahaha. Sucker.

Don’t worry, I’ll jailbreak ya and we can stir shit somewhere fun.

My… fuckin’ hero!~ <33

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# ummm yes they can.. rude....   # he'll insist on it.. it's part of his treatment duh...  


ultrahazeydays:

Your tantrum is totally makin’ me wanna choke on yer cock, darlin’ devil.~

… Well, ya can’t. ‘Cause that’s too fuckin’ fun t’me an’ apparently I gotta sit here bidin’ my time ‘til I fuckin’ HEAL.

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# //except it pains him to say no because he's literally that easy but he's not done tantruming yet.....   # once he gets over himself... then....  


iamzeropercent:

King Doctor…. Party…

…Eheh…

I’m gonna drive over…

… Riiiight.

Well, I’ll be here. Ain’t goin’ nowhere… apparently. Tch.

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# //wary of the doctor jokes tho tbh.........   # just cuz.... gross.......  


iamzeropercent:

Quit bitchin’. Lemme see it… I can be a doctor…

Eheh…..

Mmphh. Fine…

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# ... yay attention... >:)  


ultrahazeydays:

Well, you’ve gotta stay a little bored until yer all healed up

Buuut I can make it up to you. Y’knooow. When you’re better.

UuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUGHHHH.

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# i don't WANNA WAIT TIL I'M BETTER   # FUCK ME FUCK